################### One Thousand Sarahs ################### Matthew T Velazquez Standard tuning. Notable chords: E Bm Asus2 D A F#m B Ab Dbm Dbmaug Dbm7 F# G A7 Bmaug Bm7 D7sus4 1|-0---2---0---2---0---2---2---3---4-----4------4----2---3---0-----2-----2-----0---| 2|-0---3---0---3---2---2---4---5---5-----4------5----2---3---2-----2-----3-----3---| 3|-1---4---2---2---2---2---4---5---6-----5------4----3---4---0-----3-----2-----0---| 4|-2---4---2---0---2---4---4---5---6-----6------6----4---5---2-----4-----4-----2---| 5|-2---2---0---0---0---4---2---3---4-----4------4----4---5---0-----2-----2-----0---| 6|-0---2---0---x---0---2---2---3---4-----4------4----2---3---0-----2-----2-----x---| The intro (as far as I can tell): E E A7 E (your bass here) E 1|-0--------------|-0-x-----0------|----------------|-0--------------| 2|-0--3/5x-3------|-0-x-----1/2--0-|----------------|-0--3/5x-7-5----| 3|-1--2/4x-2-1-2--|-1-x-----0----1-|----------------|-1--2/4x-4-4----| 4|-2---------2-2--|-2-x-----1/2--2-|----------------|-2--------------| 5|-2--------------|-2-x-----0----2-|----------------|-2--------------| 6|-0--------------|-0-x-----0----0-|----------------|-0--------------| E E Sarah's the kind of girl who's three feet tall Bm Asus2 E but she's built like an amazon woman E E Sarah's the kind of girl who's three feet tall Bm Asus2 E but she's built like an amazon woman D Asus2 E (D A E, picked low and a little sloppy) and all the boys think she's pretty D Asus2 F#m B Ab and all the girls think she dresses so well Dbm Dbmaug Dbm7 F# and all the teachers think that she's the smartest one in class A B and I think 1|----------------|------------------|--2-------x-----| 2|--2-------------|------------------|--4-------x-----| 3|--2-------------|------------------|--4-------x-----| 4|--2-------------|-------2--------2-|--4-------x-----| 5|--0-------------|-0h3h4-0--0h3h4-0-|--2-------x-----| 6|----------------|-------0--------0-|--2-------x-----| she oughta go to hell (repeat intro lick) Sarah's the kind of girl who pierced her ears years before anybody else Sarah's the kind of girl who pierced her ears years before anybody else and all the mothers said her mother was and all the mothers said her mother was a slut and we couldn't pierce our ears till we turned twelve no matter what and I think well you know what I think D one thousand Sarahs in my head D (one thousand Sarahs in my head) D A F# Bm one thousand Sarahs circling me in my bed Bmaug Bm7 E thought I'd gotten rid of her but she multiplied instead Gmaj D7sus4 D one thousand sarahs Gmaj D7sus4 D A D one thousand saraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahs (x2) Em I don't like her Bm I don't like her G I don't like her A I don't like her and you can't make me Em I don't like her Bm I don't like her G I don't like her A7 I don't like her and you can't make me REPEAT LEAD-IN AND CHORUS (and a capella part if you're very brave)