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If I Were A Flintstone
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(Submitted by Matthew T Velazquez <simplyt@comcast.net>)

Notable chords:

    Am7   Bm7   E7   Gm7
1|---0-----2----0-----3---|
2|---1-----3----3-----3---|
3|---0-----2----1-----3---|
4|---2-----4----2-----0---|
5|---0-----2----2-----x---|
6|---x-----x----0-----x---|



The intro and verses are subtle variations on this fingerwork:

1|----------------|--5x---5--------|----------------|--5x---7-8------|
2|--5x---5-5------|--5x---5--------|---5x---5-------|--5x---5-5------|
3|--4x---4-5------|---------5------|-4-4x---4-------|----------------|
4|----------------|-0----0---------|----------5-----|-0----0---------|
5|-0----0---------|----------------|-0----0---------|----------------|
6|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|

1|----------------|--5x---5--------|----------------|---------3------|
2|--5x---5--------|--5x---5--------|----7---6x-6x---|--5------3------|
3|--4x---4--------|---------5------|----7---6x-6x---|--5-------------|
4|---------5------|-0----0---------|----------------|----------------|
5|-0----0---------|----------------|----7---6x-6x---|--0-------------|
6|----------------|----------------|----------------|---------0------|


If I were a Flintstone
I'd make myself some shoe
I'd set up shop and sell Bedrock
My shoes, sensible shoes
A pioneer of footwear
Lordy-be and bless my soul
I'd be a B.C. billionaire
The first you'd ever know

   Gm7                   Am7
So load your wheels with T-bone steaks

Bm7                 E7
Keep in mind you've got no brakes

     Gm7              Am7
It's no small feat to stop your car

   E7
So mind the stops wherever you are


That you don't wear out your shoes


If I were mayor of Bedrock
I'd write a law on shoes
I'd make the town of Bedrock
All wear shoes, sensible shoes
The maker of air Freds
Lordy-be and bless my soul
I'd retire a B.C. billionaire
The first you'd ever know



CHORUS

And if I were a Jetson
I'd throw out all my hoes
I'd set up cans for friends
To dump their shoes, senseless shoes
A pioneer of calluses
Lordy-be and bless my soul
I'd be a barefoot spaceman
The first you'd ever know

CHORUS

1|----------------|--5x---5--------|----------------|--5x---7-8------|
2|--5x---5-5------|--5x---5--------|---5x---5-------|--5x---5-5------|
3|--4x---4-5------|---------5------|-4-4x---4-------|----------------|
4|----------------|-0----0---------|----------5-----|-0----0---------|
5|-0----0---------|----------------|-0----0---------|----------------|
6|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|

1|----------------|----------------|--9-7---7-5-----|----------------|
2|----------------|----------------|--7-----5-------|--5-------------|
3|---4----4-------|--3---2---------|-7-----5--------|--6-------------|
4|---5----4-------|--3---2---------|----------------|----------------|
5|----------------|----------------|----------------|--0-------------|
6|---5----2-------|--1---0---------|----------------|----------------|