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Very Fine Funeral (Capo 2 Fret) (Intro F# G G#)
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Wednesday morning my aunt Sarah died
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Not many had known her not many had tried
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There at the funeral we all sat and lied
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Saying how much we missed her
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You wanna known about Sarah where do I begin?
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She had this growth to the left of her chin
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Let's all be honest she was ugly as sin
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No one recalled having kissed her

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But the choir sang and the family wept
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The preacher preached and the children slept
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We all wore black and we paid our respects
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And all in all it was a very fine (very fine)
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All in all it was a very fine funeral

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We stood at the grave for a minute or two
Straight faced and solemn like good mourners do
But we all felt relief when we heard Uncle Lou
Stand and say "That's enough, I'm freezing!"

Sarah was never the neighborly kind
Sure she had a mean streak 10 miles wide
But the truth was she smelled just like something died
Now she's got a reason....