Horse (Capo 3)

Em   D   Em   C   Em   D   G

Em                     G         Em                    G
History's chockfull of wisdom In matters involving the heart
          Em                 G          D                C        G
There are unions meant to be broken And some that should never start
        Em         D           G          Em         
You can fall for a woman who's taken Or a mistress feeling remorse
        Em            D      G         Am7          Bm7           C
But you don't want to ever encounter A gal who's in love with her horse

      G          D/F#     Em         G
Don't fall for a girl who fell for a horse
        G         D/F#       C
Just to be number 2 in her world
Em            D           C
Run from that stable - As fast as you're able
      Em           D              C
Don't hitch your trailer - your pickup will fail her
      Em       D        C
Don't do battle - when she's in the saddle
Em            D      C
Run from that stable now
          C         D      G
From that horseback riding girl

Em   D   Em   C   Em   D   G

Some men won the heart of a mermaid But never of Catherine the Great
A royal with love for a stallion A pair they could not separate
Suffer through "National Velvet" Then you may never know why
A sober Elizabeth Taylor Fell for a beast named Pie

CHORUS

G (Bass:  G-A-B-C)

    D                   C
You don't get between a queen and her throne
    D                   C
You don't get between a dog and her bone
      D                         C
Don't get between the sole of a shoe and stone
    Am               Bm        C
And there's one pair you leave alone

You can chew on the grass of Kentucky It won't sprout you two more legs
You won't catch the speed of a filly From strappin on their food bags
You can trot through Eastern Virginia Gallop Chincoteague on all fours
She ain't gonna call you Wildfire Might as well stay ashore - 
cuz fella you ain't no horse

Em        D        C

CHORUS, CHORUS with "Bowlegs are a-widended"