####################### I Don't Think I Know Me ####################### (Submitted by Matthew T Velazquez ) Standard tuning, capo on 3rd fret Notable chords: Gmaj Cmaj D D2 Dsus4 1|--3-----3----2---5-----3---| 2|--3-----3----3---7-----3---| 3|--0-----0----2---7-----2---| 4|--0-----2----0---x-----0---| 5|--2-----3----x---x-----x---| 6|--3-----0----x---x-----x---| Cmaj Gmaj D Gmaj Well I've always been faithful Cmaj Gmaj D Gmaj To my dog and my wife Cmaj Gmaj D Gmaj And I've always tried to lead Cmaj Gmaj D Gmaj A responsible kind of life And I always pay my utilities And usually on time And I mow the lawn on Saturdays With a gin & tonic and a squeeze of lime Cmaj Gmaj But yesterday I stole a car D2 Cmaj Took it for a drive Cmaj Gmaj I didn't take it very far Dsus4 D Just around the block - alright a couple of times Cmaj Gmaj D Gmaj I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did I've always believed in every word That Jesus said Do unto others and you You will be Jesus-led And I've always attended the Anglican Church at the top of the hill If I say all my prayers I'll go to heaven, at least I pray that I will But yesterday in my neighbor's yard I stole my neighbor's bike I don't intend to give that Harley back It occurs to me that ain't very Christian like CHORUS Bridge: 1|------3---------|------3---------|------3---------|-----3----------| 2|------3---------|------3---------|------3---------|-----3----------| 3|------0---------|------0---------|------0---------|-----0----------| 4|----------------|----------------|----------------|-0--------------| 5|-0h1------------|-1h2------------|-2h3------------|----------------| 6|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| (rpt x2) 1|----------------|----------------|--2-2-2-2x------|-2-2-2-2x-------| 2|------3---------|------3---------|--3-3-3-3x------|-3-3-3-3x-------| 3|------0---------|------0---------|--2-2-2-2x------|-2-2-2-2x-------| 4|-0h1------------|-0h1------------|----------------|----------------| 5|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 6|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| Now I'm a good driver I check my speed and I look both ways And my family takes picnics To the park on warm weather holidays And we ask all the neighbors And they invite all their friends and kind And they all bring side dishes And we form one big holiday buffet line But yesterday, Independence Day At eighty-five miles an hour I plowed that Harley through the buffet line It occurs to me CHORUS