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If I Had A Boat (Lyle Lovett) (From Portable EFO Show)
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Long intro on D - leading chord into chorus (A)

(Chorus)

G	   D		G	   D
If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean
G	   D	     Bm		    A
If I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat
G	     D	      G		    D
We could all together go out on the ocean
D		A	   D
Just me upon my pony on my boat

G	      D		G	   D
If I were Roy Rogers I sure not be single
D				      A
Couldn't bring myself to marry an old dale
G		    D		G	   D
It'd just be me and Trigger go riding them movies
D			   A		   D
And then we buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

(Chorus)

Mystery masked man was smart got himself a Tonto
Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter, one day he said, "Kemosabe, 
kiss my ass I bought a boat and I'm going out to sea!"

(Chorus)

If I were like lightning wouldn't need no sneakers
Come and go whenever I would please,
And I'd scare him by the shade-tree and I'd scare him by the lightpole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

(Chorus)

D		A	   D
Just me upon my pony on my boat....