#################### Maylee I Had a Dream #################### (Submitted by Matthew T Velazquez ) Standard tuning, no capo Notable chords: D A Gmaj Bm Em Dm C 1|--2----0----3----2----0----1----0--| 2|--3----2----3----3----0----3----1--| 3|--2----2----0----4----0----2----0--| 4|--0----2----0----4----2----0----2--| 5|--0----0----2----2----2----x----3--| 6|--x----x----3----2----0----x----3--| You bought me a kitty cat, it made me cry I've always been allergic to kitty cats (and I think you knew that) D Em D Maylee, I had a dream the other night Em D I can't forget the awful sight Em (F# G Ab) A Of your head stuck in the freezer D Em D Maylee, I couldn't tell if you were experimenting Em With poor-man's cryogenics Em (F# G Ab) A Or looking for the orange sherbet Gmaj D So Maylee if you want out just say you want out A Bm And I'll be on my way Gmaj D If you want out just say you want out A D And I'll be on my way Maylee, I had a dream the other night In your hand was a knife, a very sharp knife You said you'd cut your heart out Maylee, there you stood with your heart in your hand You said "Here is my heart" "You wanted it so bad here now take it" CHORUS Dm C Lately I've overheard you complaining on the phone to your mother Dm D And the only reason I mention it now is the book on your night table Em D C "There Must Be Fifty Ways to Kill Your Lover" Em D C -> D Fifty ways to kill your lover Maylee, I had a dream the other night I can't forget the awful sight Of the bookcase toppling down on me Maylee, the bookcase missed my head Now I'm just really well-read I was stuck under there for hours CHORUS You bought me a kitty cat, and that's just fine My dog enjoys chewing on your kitty cat (good dog)