Let's Get Mesolithic

C     Am    C     Am    :||

(Alternate between C & Am for the verses)

I searched the whole world over to find the perfect mate
There's no place for traditionalists if you want someone to date
I just can't catch that special match in the Age of Modern Man
I need to be transported to some ancient distance land

     G                  Am
It's B.C. vs. P.C. it's Darwin vs. God
     G                     Am           G           F F# -> G
It's Rubble vs. Redford, I want a hairy bod

F             C               G             Am
Let's get Mesolithic, you can pull me by my hair
F                  C               G             Am
Call this girl old-fashioned but I say a cave is where
F                    C                G               Am
You'll find a loving cro-mag who will hunt and gather fare
G             F        C      Am      C      Am
Let's Get Mesolithic tonight

I've dated new age women they don't impress much
There's only one advantage they insist on going Dutch
The independent self-reliant gals you see these days
Don't understand my manly scent and knuckle-dragging ways

It's B.C. vs. P.C. it's hand verse folk and knife
It's Wilma verse Jane Fonda I need an obedient wife

Let's get Mesolithic let me drag you by your hair
Call this guy old-fashioned but I say a cave is where
You'll find submissive woman with her Stone Age tupperware
G             F        Am     Am
Let's Get Mesolithic tonight

G     C     F     C     G     C     F     C
  G                   C     F     C
I love it when you're rough,
  G               C      F     C    
I just can't get enough
G            C           F      C
Come on over Cave-boy to my lair and give me some of that
G              C          Bb      G 
Alley Oop love stuff!

I have no aspirations to leave the dwelling place
I'm moody, broody, and feel a duty to tidy the living space
So throw away that pager and forget that power lunch
I'm a yes man among women, and I can surely take a punch

It's B.C. vs. P.C. It's Bedrock vs. couch
It's Flintstone vs. Brad Pitt I want someone who'll slouch

Let's get Mesolithic We'll grow out both our locks
Instead of filing jointly we'll just gather sticks and rocks
This homo-erectus, see the funny way he walks
Let's Get Mesolithic tonight

I have no big ambitions except to hunt the beast
I poke sticks at the mastodon for a big carniverous feast
I'm a hunter and a gatherer I like my women dumb
I'll keep her my unequal to hold under my thumb

It's B.C. vs. P.C. It's big man vs. wuss
It's Steak Nite vs. Vegan I'm a lion not a puss



Let's get Mesolithic and grow hair upon our back
Outsmart bigger predators and run when they attack
We'll hang out naked and display my privates and your rack
G             F        C        D (Modulate)
Let's Get Mesolithic tonight

G             D                A                 Bm
Let's Get Mesolithic, it's the way it's meant to be
G            D                  A            Bm
Why go buy a condo when you can live up in a tree
G                      D                  A                 Bm
There's no stress in a world when all the food and love are free

A             G
Let's Get Mesolithic
Bm            Em
Let's Get Mesolithic
G             A
Let's Get Mesolithic

D     Bm    D     Bm     D    Bm  (Notes only: D  E  F# E     F#  D)  UH!