No Pain, No Problem

D
A spider of bundgee cords holds down your life
                        A
On the roof of your AMC Rambler
A
Headin' out west, to less soiled pastures
                                    D
Like the fields that you see on the postcards
D
That say "Wish your were here", but since you are there
                                   A
You just take these folks at their word
A
But when you move there, there's nobody there
                                   D
Except a Wal-mart and three yogurt places

   G    A   D
No pain, no problem
G             A           D
Don't need no kick in the rear
   Bm  Bbaug      Dm/A    G
No pain      over yonder
Bm                 A          D
That means there's no problem here

A network of welcomers all want your business
Because your new phone number's listed
But they wait to call, until you have super
And they even know you by your first name
They say, "Glad that you're here, now give us your Visa"
You just take these folks at their word
So you unload your problems, while eating your yogurt
Until you hear a dial tone

No pain, no problem A mantra that rings in my ear
No pain over yonder That means there's no problem here

G                        D
A lifetime of bungles, a trophy for spelling
     A                       D     D7
Some art that blew up in the kiln
G                             D
It's glued back together with Elmer's and tears
         A                           D    
It holds pencils and looks like your uncle
  G                           D
A yearbook from 8th grade, and your old retainer
      A                            D      D7
And a slide whistle shaped like an ostrich
      G                       D
And a thousand odd notes that share the same box
    A                          D        ->   E (modulation)
All spill out like guts on the highway

E
You'd think that the sound of chord modulation
                         B7
Creates this illusion of hope
B7
The end must be happy, the end must be near
                                E      -> Eb -> D (De-modulation)
But that's not the case we have here

Sometimes we change, sometimes we don't
Where there's a will, there's a won't
So let's have three cheers for our status quo...

No pain, no problem
We need to work on our cheer
No pain left to ponder
That means there's no problem here
That means there's no problem here

No pain, no problem