############### Stupid American ############### (Submitted by Matthew T Velazquez ) Standard tuning Notable chords: D A Em Gmaj Bm O2 1|--2-----0-----0-----3-----2-----2-------| 2|--3-----2-----0-----3-----3-----2-------| 3|--2-----2-----0-----0-----4-----2-------| 4|--0-----2-----2-----0-----4-----2-------| 5|--0-----0-----2-----2-----2-----2-------| 6|--x-----0-----0-----3-----2-----2-------| The intro: D A Em 1|-2----------0---|----------------|-0-x------------|----------------| 2|-3----------2---|----------------|-0-x------------|----------------| 3|-2----------2---|----------------|-0-x----0-0-0---|-0x-0x-0x-0-----| 4|-0----------2---|----------------|-2-x----5-5-5---|-5x-4x-2x-0-----| 5|-0----------0---|----------------|-2-x------------|----------------| 6|------------0---|----------------|-0-x------------|----------------| D A Em 1|-2----------0---|----------------|-0-x-------0-x--|-0--------------| 2|-3----------2---|----------------|-0-x-------0-x--|-0--------------| 3|-2----------2---|----------------|-0-x-------0-x--|-0--------------| 4|-0----------2---|----------------|-2-x-------2-x--|-2--------------| 5|-0----------0---|----------------|-2-x-------2-x--|-2--------------| 6|-x----------0---|----------------|-0-x-------0-x--|-0--------------| D A Em Gmaj You've got exactly sixty seconds to take back that stupid question D A Em One short minute to apologize D A Em Gmaj You've got exactly sixty seconds to take back that stupid question D A Em I hear the murder rate is on the rise Bm O2 Bm A I'm in love but I do not speak the language Bm O2 Bm D A I'm in love but I don't understand Bm O2 Bm A I'm in love but I do not speak the language Em Gmaj D7sus4 Well I try to speak the language of this foreign land D A Em Gmaj Here I am, stupid American D A Em Here I am 1|-2----------0---|----------------|-0-x------------|----------------| 2|-3----------2---|----------------|-0-x------------|----------------| 3|-2----------2---|----------------|-0-x----0-0-0---|-0x-0x-0x-0-----| 4|-0----------2---|----------------|-2-x----5-5-5---|-5x-4x-2x-0-----| 5|-0----------0---|----------------|-2-x------------|----------------| 6|------------0---|----------------|-0-x------------|----------------| D A Em Gmaj Here I am, stupid American D A Em Here I am You've got exactly sixty seconds to think about that stupid question A baguette doesn't come with a bag You've got exactly sixty seconds to think about that stupid question It's called a baguette, don't you get it, get it now I'm in love but I do not speak the language I'm in love but I don't understand I'm in love but I do not speak the language Well I try to speak the language and it comes out sounding like CHORUS The bridge: His heart is Italy 1|-0-0--0---------| 2|-5-5--3---------| 3|-6-6--4---------| 4|-7-7--5---------| (* note: D7sus4 also works well here if you've 5|-0-0--0---------| only got one guitar) 6|----------------| His kiss is Paris His body is Brazilian My heart is... my heart is... D A Em Gmaj D A Em Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooklahoma D A Em Gmaj D A Em Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooklahoma You've got exactly sixty seconds to kiss me like a European One short minute to show me how You've got exactly sixty seconds to love me like a spy I've seen those foreign films, do it, do it now I'm in love with a man who says te amo I'm in love he calls me ma petit chu chu I'm in love well I try to speak the language But I can't understand a single word he's saying CHORUS